innocently standing in line with
bearded hipsters and normal folk
and I heard something said
and assumed it was a joke
it sounded ridiculous
as ridiculous as can be
it made no sense
it's all Chinese to me
yet all these words
were in a language I knew
but this nonsense sentence
out of his mouth did spew
a wise sage nodded
across the counter top
never asking him to repeat
or requesting that he stop,
he absorbed the information
as simple as that
just understanding
the words of this  beardy twat
“I'll have a double-decaf, soy latte
extra shot and vegan cream”
tumbled out those words
like a baristas wet dream
so he took the metal gizmo
and gave it a quick knock
like releasing piss dribbles
from the end of his cock
he then filled it with coffee
and attached it to the machine
letting the liquid drip out
frothing milk with steam
he mixed it together
creating a fine caffeine blend
then drew on the top
two balls and a bellend