There's one person who gets on my nerves
He gets some flak, and it’s deserved
He comes across as a bit of a tit
He opens his mouth and out pours shit
The latest statement is one of the best
From hip-hop gobshite Kanye West

It seems that his mouth says it first
Even before his brain gave birth
To the stupid idea he just spat out
Along with the other crap he seems to spout
None of it ever seems to be in jest
The verbal diarrhoea of Kanye West

In 2009 his mind started to drift
At the MTV Awards he upset Taylor Swift
By saying her winning was all wrong
As it should have been his friends song
Yet why he did it was anyone's guess
The hip-hop bellend Kanye West

He said before he wants to be president
And his ego trip sets a new precedent
For an egotist this did seem odd
Why don't he just apply to be god
In his opinion we should all feel blessed
To hear the bollocks of Kanye West.

You can guarantee he’ll not be discreet 
And spout some shite in a tweet
This time the reason he hit the news
Was making threats to the Jews
Who am I talking about, yes, you've guessed
The ego-testicle Kanye West

So now the socials have banned his arse
Alas, his silence it will not last
He bought a right-ring social platform
To further excrete verbal shitstorms
His unfiltered thoughts are hard to digest
I give you massive fuck-nugget Kanye West.

But without wanting to be unkind
Into the workings of his genius mind
that empty space between his ears
is full of shite (as we feared)
I think that it's now my lifelong quest
To find a bigger fuckwit than Kanye West