For fucks sake now just get a grip
you’re a grown man and you’re taking the piss
you took on the Ukraine and now the rest of the world 
and we’re just waiting for the next drama to unfurl
so do the right thing and stop waving your cock
‘cos you’re dribbling piss all over your socks
it’s the fault of neo-nazis or so you were claiming
as you wet dream about those you’re maiming
we know that the missiles are just a penis extension
as you posture and threaten to ramp up the tension.
for the sake of the world and the sake of mankind
just stop being a prick and cease to be blind
to all us in the world and all that we think
so for just one moment let the ego shrink
and take a step back, gulp down a deep breath
and stop fucking about committing people to DEATH.