Nan walks calmly
fat stan alpha man ran past
fat stan twats Nan
nans agast, crash, nan falls flat
Stan says “wham, bang, thanks ma’am”
as Stan grabs nans bag
Nan grabs stans hand, 
fat stans hand jabs at nan 
Nan grasps stans balls, argh
stan stalls, Stan sprawls,  Stan crawls
nans pals sat at caff
Nan’s pals saw Stan grab bag
Nans angry pals ran at Stan
crazy mass brawl, crash and smash drama
Val smacks Stan
Pat, Val’s man thwacks stan’s baggy ball sack hard. Bang. Sad sack
nads spasm. Stan bawls, pansy. 
Val stamps
Stan hands back nan’s bag
Stan scrams back to Mam and dads