Scrotumcupping Wankspangle

Not sure that anymore can be said about this the title is self-explanatory

The second threat in a generation 
Is on the verge of nomination
To sit in office for 4 years at least
Is this cartoon like political beast
Upon the podium with hair so neat
Strategically placed like shredded wheat
but not by him with hands so tiny
and a personality that's oil slick slimy
trump by name, trump by nature
his toxic expulsions are a danger
to those without a sense of smell
he's leading then to an eternal hell
As people take notice and start to believe
In all the shite he's starting to feed
Lots of his ideas are pie in the sky
He even started to believe his own lies 
One big concern is his behaviour
It's more in tune with a petulant teenager
He thumps his fist and stamps his feet
At the point when his arguments beat
He likes to wave his arms about
Points tiny fingers and always shouts
At his opponents from both sides 
there's no subject from which he hides
His mindless rants are idiotic at best
Much more of a prick than Kanye West
the world is starting to get jittery
as they can sense a trump victory
In his party's candidate selection
in the run up to the presidential election
let's all prey and with positive thought
they'll puncture the tyres of the juggernaut

 

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