Joseph’s Amazing Teflon Coated Overcoat

An old poem written about the open corruption within football’s governing body.

Coca Cola's now involved in this matter

The eradication of Sepp fucking Blatter

He still in charge of the beautiful game

Clinging to his position but it's all in vain

He's overseen the granting of wishes

With brown envelopes, sealed with kisses

Some might say he progressed the game

In new continents he's made his name

By ploughing money into innovation

Building grounds in impoverished nations

By handing people this bundle of notes

He secured these rising nation's votes

In the beautiful game these things matter

It's time to kick out Sepp fucking Blatter

In those countries where less money's spent

His dealings not straight, most definitely bent

He sits at the top of this corrupt pyramid

Edging out objectors to his tyranny

Wearing Alec Guinness' magic white suit

Playing tunes on a pied piper flute

These two items are a magic mix

'Cos all the shit thrown it never sticks

He always comes up smelling of roses

For each of the motions he proposes

His opponents the shit always splatters

It's time to kick out Sepp fucking Blatter

It's taken the might of the FBI

To trace the route of the money supply

They have brought individuals to book

Have they got Blatter? Have they fuck

Calculated risks in the master plan

Of this Teflon suited Swiss conman

He just does again what he did before

His indiscretions are hard to ignore

Football needs to do all that it can

To rid the game of this odious man

The image is tarnished, reputation in tatters

Lets rid the world of Sepp fucking Blatter.

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