The fucking weather is fucking bleak
it’s pissed it down for fucking weeks
the pitter patter on the window pane
the water torture of this rain
there seems to be no end in sight
this fucking weather is fucking shite
the weather woman says with a frown
just for a change it’s pissing down
grab yer brolly you need it today
this fucking rain won’t go away
it’s good for the land some people say
well, not this much no fucking way
the rivers high it’s breached it’s banks
the weathers shit, it’s fucking wank
there’s fucking puddles here and there
there’s fucking puddles everywhere
these fucking puddles are full of ducks
swimming in circles giving no fucks
this fucking rain is no fucking fun
my bodies yearning for some sun
so for fucks sake now please just stop
stop fucking raining just stop, stop. 

STOP!