It’s switched on now as it’s starting to pulsate

quiver and shudder and rhythmically vibrate

It’s in his hands and starting to throb

so he turns it down by flicking the knob

on the bottom slightly to adjust the speed

to just enough to fulfil the deed

He moves it smoothly forth and back

twisting slightly to get in the cracks

There's not an inch he hasn't covered

soon all the curves will be smothered

with a layer of oily lotion

to be smoothed on with repeated motions

Just reach over darling and give it a poke

or use both hands and give it a stroke

see how it feels when you give it a touch

do you think it's been rubbed too much?

But just be careful with your fingers

don't let them rest or linger

on that bit as the rim is still wet

please touch it later but not just yet

A few more strokes and a bit of finesse

give it a wipe and clear up the mess

The sanding's done and the painting too

What's next on the list to do?